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Excellent.

I absolutely loved this game. Going in, I figured that this would be some lame game trying to capitalize on the success of another viral phenomenon. What I got was surprising. I don't normally write reviews without any criticisms, but I genuinely can't think of one. It wasn't long, but it didn't have to be. The art and music really worked. I couldn't find a single bug or glitch. There was REAL humor and wit. The "Shit" command did inspire some laughter in me, seeing as I love the game "Don't Shit Your Pants!" I think this game truly deserves a higher score that what it already has. Well done sir.

By the by, was that a big orange dildo on Rebecca's dresser? Not trying to be foul; just wondering.

thinking-man responds:

Pjorg that rascal...
EDIT: Pjorg doesn't think it is.

Glitches?

Good game, but for some reason, once the aliens invade your base, they get stuck inside of the buildings, you can't attack them there, and they just wipe out your base. Also, there were some times when the other marines said "Follow me (etc.)" but didn't leave the #1 and #2 spots. The last glitch that I found was that, for some reason, the armory and turrets store locked me out and I couldn't buy anything, regardless of how much money I had... But this is still a good game :)

aaldrin responds:

Umm i'll check it, when the alien stack and the marine too? let me know:]
quote:
"armory and turrets store locked me out and I couldn't buy anything"
maybe you buy same type item you must sell it first(e.g. you cannot equip 2 helmet at same time)

"Who wears short shorts" is redundant, because all shorts are short, otherwise the shorts would not have the title "Shorts" So, asking "Who wears short shorts" has no purpose because if everyone wears shorts, then those shorts are always short. Indeed.

Age 33, Male

Yes.

No thanks.

Your Mom's House

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